Thursday, March 19, 2009

Surpreeeese

Today is a special day for many reasons. First of all for the first time in many moons I was able to go to work without wearing my giant down eskimo coat, mittens and ear muffs, secondly it is thursday which means it is almost friday, and thirdly, and most importantly, as I was making my PB&J sandwich this morning I discovered a fingernail baked into a slice of bread. There is nothing like a little throw up in the mouth to start the day off right...

9 comments:

Jessica said...

Oh that's just wrong.

Nancy said...

Ick! Are you sure it was a fingernail and not some weird grain or something.

Princess Sparkley told me this story today, you'll appreciate it:

"When we were at grandma's the grossest thing happened. I was holding [Baby X]'s fingers in my mouth and one of his fingernails came off in my mouth. Gross!"

Yes, gross. But why was she holding her baby brother's fingers in her mouth? That's what I want to know.

Amber said...

Eewww!

Paige said...

I totally threw up in my mouth just reading that. I am so sorry to hear that. But congrats on the No Eskimo Coat Thursday.

Rach said...

Oh gross oh gross oh gross!

Jill said...

NASTY!!! I threw up in my mouth when I read that. It kind of reminds me of a time I went to Mimi's Cafe and found a fly baked into my quiche after I'd eaten half of it. Our whole table got our food for free...which was good because I think we all vomited afterward. Glad you caught the fingernail before you ate it. Hmmm...meet me at Mimi's :-)

becks said...

EW! Seriously, that is totally disgusting! But the post title made me laugh so hard . . . surpreeeeeeese! Hahahaha! It also made me think of "Would you like some licoriiiiiiiiice?"

janel said...

And everyone else in the country is worried about salmonella from PB. Ha!

krista said...

That is so gross. It's so funny that it happened to you.